its just clumps of my hair
lol gud one hair
omniscient higher-being friendly pronouns
not even being facetious here (p.s. i can never say that word without lol-ing because FECES which makes me seem like i AM being facetious but im not even)
gods not a he or a she or an it right? so they should make up new pronouns for….sneeg (thats the pronoun im gonna use right now)
cause the god most monotheistic religions (that i know of) believe in has no gender right? and god has no sex. god is just…something. idk. energy. or something. but not someTHING. somesneeg. idk
can’t stop laughing thinking about the Green Knight as this ridiculously powerful hybrid of the Dark Knight and Green Lantern which oh my JOSS that would be insane. Batman with the power to generate literally anything/any weapon out of his will????? i dont even want to think about it for risk of implosion. and its funny because the Green Knight totally reminds me of Thor. he’s all arrogant and huge and long-haired and strong as a muthabludga. Thor + Green Lantern + Batman? ok no.
probably all day because i ate some in the early morning and just now i was being dumb and trying to lick my nose and there was spaghetti sauce on the tip of it and it was the most exciting thing ever
that brief taste of spaghetti sauce
1) sharpie a rainbow onto your arm
2) go to sleep
3) wake up with a triple rainbow on your pillow
4) wonder if you are a goddess
5) yes. yes, you are a goddess
“awesome” so everything automatically becomes awesome. “what does that mean?”—> “awesome does that mean?” answer: yes. an incredulous exclamation of “WHAT?!” turns into “AWESOME!” accidentally forgetting an acquaintances name goes from an embarassing “what is your name…?” to “AWESOME is your name!” BOOM! the acquaintance has been complimented! try it guys!
On Thursday, September 8th, my absolutely gorgeous manecoon passed away.
He was my baby for 15 (just shy of 16) years. Being there from the day I started kindergarten to completing my first year of college. I miss him more than anyone will know.